Homecoming: Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino to visit Staten Island Nov. 3

View full sizeGOTHAN & AVERY"Jersey Shore" star Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino will sign copies of his book, "HERE’S THE SITUATION," on Wednesday, Nov. 3, 7 p.m. at Barnes & Noble; 2245 Richmond Ave.

STATEN ISLAND, NY -- This just in from the publicity folks at Gotham Books, the publisher of the new book by "Jersey Shore" star Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino ...

PRESS RELEASE
"Friends, bros, countrymen, lend your ears! Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino presents a humorous guide to fist pumping your way to a better—and tanner--life!
In December 2009, the MTV reality television show Jersey Shore exploded into the pop culture consciousness and quickly became a mainstream phenomenon.  At the core of its success is "The Situation" who has captivated the nation with his laughable one-liners and shameless partying.  Now every aspiring bro can learn how to get into the GTL (Gym, Tan, and Laundry) lifestyle with this new hilarious book Here's the Situation (A Guide to Creeping on Chicks, Avoiding Grenades, and Getting in Your GTL on the Jersey Shore) (Gotham Books: November 2, 2010, $15).

His advice is broken into three parts, "As Per Pregaming," "As Per the Scene," and "As Per Life."  More specifically,

• Tips about getting your abdominal, tan, and personal style situation on
• Tips to get your creep on by picking a strategic spot in the club, displaying the moves on the dance floor, imbibing heavily, and--of course--avoiding grenades!
• Tips on picking the best Wingman—the bro above all bros
• Tips on cooking your mother's best lasagna

Written in The Sitch's uniquely bro-tastic voice and interspersed his personal stories HERE'S THE SITUATION is perfect for fans of the Jersey Shore and everyone in between. Ultimately you will come to realize that walking the walk with the Sitch is all about celebrating an attitude and lifestyle that's really awesome! 

Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino will sign copies of HERE'S THE SITUATION on Wednesday, November 3, 7:00pm at Barnes & Noble; 2245 Richmond Ave, Staten Island, NY"

... So there you have -- love him or hate him, the West Brighton native is coming home. Will you be there? Feel free to weigh in with comments below: